Tripod

This is our newest family member, Tripod the three-legged cat. This is the little furry gem that Brother Maynard's young daughter described as "the kitty that walks in the front and hops in the back". Tripod has declared war on the enemies of our household, and is engaged in a fierce and determined battle to protect us from toilet paper, leaves that Wendy was trying to dry, newspapers, homework that is left out, and unattended computer keyboards.

I think Tripod has a promising career as either a paper-shredder or a ghost writer for a blog (although somebody will need to do some translation).