I just couldn't resist...

I just read a column from the Winnipeg Sun, and it has got to be the funniest thing I've read from a newspaper columnist in a long time (and I tend to read columnists nationwide with alarming regularity). If you've ever dreaded a trip to the dentist, you'll definitely relate to Good thing I really like my dentist. I read it to Wendy, and it was like reading anything from Dave Barry -- hard to get it out before laughter incapacitates you and makes you incoherent.

Enjoy. Wendy & I are still laughing.