Computer Haiku's you'll never see on a Mac

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Sometimes, I'll admit, we Mac users can be a little smug. Please be patient with us, it's just that -- deep down -- we know that our computers are simply superior to PC's.