Alternative "Tough Love" Discipline

I'm not advocating this! My sister sent this to me this morning (NOTE: she doesn't advocate this either).

I showed it to my family during lunch today, and they all thought it was absolutely hilarious, and the youngest two siblings immediately started making mental lists of people they know in the neighbourhood who might benefit from this approach (theoretically & hypothetically, of course).

The original pic (much larger than this one) has the "Your Speed Is:" indicator clearly reading "99", which prompted Wendy to point out that the physics of this photo are all wrong.

"At that speed, the kid would be plastered against the windshield," Wendy announces.

Oh, well, now that's a relief!