Mouse Down: The Sequel

Jordan & Keniesha's mouse experiment revolved around having five mice in a terrarium, with equal access to water and the exercise wheel, but with each mouse having it's own specific diet, to discover what food groups tended to create weight gain, lethargy, etc.

The mouse that gained the most weight was the vegetarian one. The rest stayed pretty consistent, although the "store-bought mouse-feed" participant lost some weight. But it was veggie-mouse that really packed on the pounds.

Two of the mice had already been given away once the experiment had ended (Jordi & Keniesha got a silver medal for their presentation). The deceased mouse from the previous evening's "Night of the Demonic Mouse Murders" was the store-bought mouse-food guy.

Curiously, the mouse who had been fed the most amount of meat, was the one that was half-devoured and left (for later snacks?) in the corner.

The murderer and cannibal (newly re-named Hannibal Lecter) was the vegetarian!!

And little Hannibal Jr's choice of cannibalism was the poor mouse who was on the meat diet...

Scientifically, the results speak for themselves. If you live in the same place as a vegetarian, you should sleep with one eye open and a baseball bat under your pillow (a hockey stick will suffice for Canadians).

While I'll admit to not getting very good science grades in high school, the scientific conclusion based on the available data suggests to me that anyone who fails the "Robbymac Barbeque'd Meat Test" this summer, will have to eat all alone in my backyard, and leave the premises once the sun goes down.