Robbie Burns Day in Winnipeg

The band I joined earlier this month played a local Irish pub last night for a Robbie Burns Day celebration -- complete with genuine, honest-to-goodness, sure-sign-of-the-end-times HAGGIS. Don't ask me how an Irish pub thought to celebrate a Scottish holiday. Must be a "celtic cousins" thing. Painted on the wall above the band are these words:

"God is good -- but don't dance in a small boat."