Badger Badger Badger

My daughter found this one. You'll be singing it for days. You'll become a zealous "badger evangelist", fanatically determined to get everyone you know and all their relatives and pets to visit the URL. You will wake up in the morning with this little ditty running relentlessly through your brain. You will gravitate to spending most of your waking hours only with "enlightened" others who have joined the badger movement.

www.badgerbadgerbadger.com

You may end up annoying people with unsolicited badger literature in an airport, but hey, when you start a new cult, you need to let people know what they're missing out on, right?